MY VALENTINE’S NON-DATE

If you read my last post you would know that I am not a fan of the human custom known as ‘Valentine’s Day’. Myself and my friend Gyspy had decided to have a non-date, we planned that it would be very un-romantic and that we would have fun in celebration of our single freedom and our love of ourselves as marvelous cats! The humans may think that we are egotistical but it is not in a cats true nature to have low self esteem, we are proud beings and we aren’t afraid to admit how purrfect we are!

Previously Gypsy and I have ventured to the realms of being ‘more than friends’, in the past Gypsy had declared that she loved me and we have been on a date together but then she decided she just wanted to be friends and after talking about it we both decided that we are happier being single cats.  However, the non-date didn’t exactly go as planned, and I will let you all in on a few secrets later on but for now I am getting ahead of myself, let me tell you what happened from the beginning of our non-date.

First of all Gyspy came straight into my house and scoffed all of my food! I was not pleased! But I suppose it was in keeping with the un- romantic theme, however, I thought she went a little too far!

Greedy Gypsy!
Greedy Gypsy!

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Oh the horror on my face as Gypsy scoffs my food!
Oh the horror on my face as Gypsy scoffs my food!

Then after she finished scoffing my food she rudely stuck her tongue out at me!

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Just when I thought she couldn’t get any ruder she turned her back on me and ignored me when I tried to start a conversation!

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So I decided enough was enough and so I chased her into the wardrobe and batted her every time she tried to come out! That taught her a lesson! Hopefully she’ll never scoff my food again!

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Then I chased her into my cat tunnels and I wouldn’t let her come out! 

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Next one of my human house mates came along and started playing with us so I stopped being horrible and we all played together.

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Now then, here is a secret that I would like to share but whatever you do you must not let Gypsy know of this! Even after all of the rude and awful things that Gypsy had done and the horrible way that I had retaliated, there was a moment when I looked through my tunnel at her and my heart skipped a beat! Was it that I still do have feelings for Gypsy or was it perhaps just that stunning new purple collar she was wearing!?

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After we had played for a while we went into the living room and the humans gave us some treats. We sniffed around and Gypsy left her scent around the room, this did not please me

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I kept a close eye on Gypsy at all times as she was being most displeasing!

I kept a close eye on Gypsy at all times as she was being most displeasing!
I kept a close eye on Gypsy at all times as she was being most displeasing!

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Then it happened again, another moment when I looked at Gypsy and went weak at the paws and I was lost for purrs! 

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I decided it best I ask her to leave immediately as I was starting to feel very confused! At one point I even thought to myself ‘if only this was a real date’! For yowling out loud why does she have this affect on me! I think it best I stay in on my own for a while and avoid Gypsy until these funny feeling go away, I will not let myself fall in love as I am much better off free and single. Anyway, she always scoffs my food and I could not put up with that all of the time! 

So that’s about all I have to tell about my very confusing non-date! Now I must go and nap as this has been a very tiring day!

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14 responses to “MY VALENTINE’S NON-DATE

  1. Morris, you had me laughing the whole way through. This is exellent!! You are almost as funny as Shrimp is, and that is the honest to KAT truth! You better watch it cause the Love Arrow just might get you. MEow! Purrzzz, Mom BonZo

  2. Bwaa!! Haa!! Haa! Yous made Mommy’s coffee comes out her nose!! Mes sends extra special Valentines Kisses for that!
    Kisses
    Nellie

    • Yes she makes me very confused! One minute she loves me then she just wants to be friends then I start falling in love with her then decide I’m not and now I’m just so unsure how I feel or how she feels! I will NEVER have a non date again! Next year I’m napping all day on valentines day! 🙂 x

  3. Gosh Morris, that was quite a non-dating experience with Gypsy. I do think you showed a lot of restraint when she attacked your food bowl before even saying hello. You were justified chasing her into the closet…..and no wonder you wouldn’t let her out of the tunnel but I gather you caught her eye a time or two and thought MAYBE there was the possibility of romance? Well, all things in their own time buddy….if it’s meant to be – it will be……in the meantime, next time Gypsy comes by, I suggest you hide that food bowl!

    Hugs, Sammy

    • Yes it was a roller coaster of a non-date! Not as smooth running as your valentine’s day, next year I’m staying in on my own! She is a bit of a wild cat barging in my house and scoffing my food but in a weird way I find that quite appealing! I have been keeping away from her since! Hugs, Morris.

  4. Oh dear Morris! It looks like you may have been bitten by the L.O.V.E. bug….oh no. That is a very stressful non-date! She may be a little rough around the collar (eating your food), but give it time it might work or you might end up with a great friend!
    Marty

    • Yes it was stressful! Never again will I go on a non-date! Well, we have tried just being friends and it was going well but then I have started to have feelings for her again! I have been avoiding her so hopefully the feelings will diminish! Paw fives, Morris.

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