MY VALENTINE’S NON-DATE

If you read my last post you would know that I am not a fan of the human custom known as ‘Valentine’s Day’. Myself and my friend Gyspy had decided to have a non-date, we planned that it would be very un-romantic and that we would have fun in celebration of our single freedom and our love of ourselves as marvelous cats! The humans may think that we are egotistical but it is not in a cats true nature to have low self esteem, we are proud beings and we aren’t afraid to admit how purrfect we are!

Previously Gypsy and I have ventured to the realms of being ‘more than friends’, in the past Gypsy had declared that she loved me and we have been on a date together but then she decided she just wanted to be friends and after talking about it we both decided that we are happier being single cats.  However, the non-date didn’t exactly go as planned, and I will let you all in on a few secrets later on but for now I am getting ahead of myself, let me tell you what happened from the beginning of our non-date.

First of all Gyspy came straight into my house and scoffed all of my food! I was not pleased! But I suppose it was in keeping with the un- romantic theme, however, I thought she went a little too far!

Greedy Gypsy!
Greedy Gypsy!

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Oh the horror on my face as Gypsy scoffs my food!
Oh the horror on my face as Gypsy scoffs my food!

Then after she finished scoffing my food she rudely stuck her tongue out at me!

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Just when I thought she couldn’t get any ruder she turned her back on me and ignored me when I tried to start a conversation!

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So I decided enough was enough and so I chased her into the wardrobe and batted her every time she tried to come out! That taught her a lesson! Hopefully she’ll never scoff my food again!

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Then I chased her into my cat tunnels and I wouldn’t let her come out! 

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Next one of my human house mates came along and started playing with us so I stopped being horrible and we all played together.

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Now then, here is a secret that I would like to share but whatever you do you must not let Gypsy know of this! Even after all of the rude and awful things that Gypsy had done and the horrible way that I had retaliated, there was a moment when I looked through my tunnel at her and my heart skipped a beat! Was it that I still do have feelings for Gypsy or was it perhaps just that stunning new purple collar she was wearing!?

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After we had played for a while we went into the living room and the humans gave us some treats. We sniffed around and Gypsy left her scent around the room, this did not please me

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I kept a close eye on Gypsy at all times as she was being most displeasing!

I kept a close eye on Gypsy at all times as she was being most displeasing!
I kept a close eye on Gypsy at all times as she was being most displeasing!

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Then it happened again, another moment when I looked at Gypsy and went weak at the paws and I was lost for purrs! 

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I decided it best I ask her to leave immediately as I was starting to feel very confused! At one point I even thought to myself ‘if only this was a real date’! For yowling out loud why does she have this affect on me! I think it best I stay in on my own for a while and avoid Gypsy until these funny feeling go away, I will not let myself fall in love as I am much better off free and single. Anyway, she always scoffs my food and I could not put up with that all of the time! 

So that’s about all I have to tell about my very confusing non-date! Now I must go and nap as this has been a very tiring day!

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MY DATE WITH GYPSY…

Last night was my first ever date and I had a brilliant time! My date was with the beautiful lady cat from down the street and her name is Gypsy. 

First of all I had to prepare myself so I cleaned my Tuxedo earlier in the day so that I would be looking my best for the date.

Cleaning my Tuxedo fur, this cat aims to please!
Cleaning my Tuxedo fur, this cat aims to please!
I take much pride in my appearance.
I take much pride in my appearance.

At 8 o’clock I went outside to meet the gorgeous gypsy and she looked purrfect! She was wearing a new collar that Santa Paws had given her and I thought that it really complimented her eyes.

This is the moment I walked out of my door and found her waiting on the balcony.
This is the moment I walked out of my door and found her waiting on the balcony.

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It was raining very heavily so we decided it would be best for us to have our date on my balcony. It was very romantic! My human brought out some treats for us to share.

Eating treats on the balcony.
Eating treats on the balcony.
I enjoyed some treats on the balcony seat and asked Gyspy to join me but she was too shy.
I enjoyed some treats on the balcony seat and asked Gyspy to join me but she was too shy.

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After our treats  I insisted that Gypsy sit in the best and most comfortable chair while I sat near her below the chair. I am a proud gentlecat and did not want to make Gyspy feel uncomfortable by getting too close to her too soon. We were both quite shy and nervous but the conversation soon started to flow. We chatted about our favourite food, favourite lounge positions and also about what qualities we look for in a close companion. After the conversation we watched some humans who walked by.

Gyspy approaching the best chair on the balcony.
Gyspy approaching the best chair on the balcony.
Isn't she lovely!
Isn’t she lovely!
Gypsy looking at me, I hope that she was admiring me.
Gypsy looking at me, I hope that she was admiring me.
There was a moment when it felt awkward and we didn't know what to say...
There was a moment when it felt awkward and we didn’t know what to say but then…
We started chatting and had a lovely long conversation together.
We started chatting and had a lovely long conversation together.
I thought I heard someone approach...
I thought I heard someone approach…
I did and it was humans we watched them, they were very fascinating!
I did and it was humans we watched them, they were very fascinating!

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Gypsy then decided it was time for her to go home 😦  I asked her if we could have another date and she replied that she would very much like to and that she will swing by my house again sometime soon for a second date.

Goodbye Gypsy!
Goodbye Gypsy!
Gypsy come back! I miss you already!
Gypsy come back! I miss you already!
Gypsy has gone, when will I see her again?!
Gypsy has gone, when will I see her again?!

I now have a big crush on Gypsy but she hasn’t been back today to see me and I have been looking out of my window all day hoping that she’ll swing by or that I’ll get a glimpse of her. Maybe it is too soon or maybe she’s just not interested in me, perhaps Tuxedo’s aren’t her thing, what if she’s on a date with Ginge right now instead of me?! I’m going crazy!

Tonight I wished upon a star that Gypsy will come back soon and that we will have a second date.
Tonight I wished upon a star that Gypsy will come back soon and that we will have a second date.
Gypsy, the cat who has stolen my heart!
Gypsy, the cat who has stolen my heart!

Happy New Year!

Hello to all of my friends and happy new year to you all! I wish you all a happy 2014 with lots of luck and good times.

It has been a little while since I came on here. First of all last weekend I was not well 😦 I felt very lethargic and un-interested in my food, even treats! My humans took me to that awful place…the vets! I was prodded and poked (with a thermometer up my rear end! how awful!) and found to have a high temperature so the vet gave me two horrible injections 😦 After a few days I felt back to my normal self so luckily it was nothing serious. Then after all of that once I had recovered I couldn’t get onto the computer because the humans were busy doing work and things on it all of the time. So I have had to wait until today to tell you all about my ordeal.

Now on to better news…tonight I have a date with my friend Gypsy!woohoo! I can’t wait! So I can not stay on here for long today as I have to go and clean my tuxedo and make myself look handsome. I will write about it tomorrow and let you all know if there is any romance between us tonight! And of course tomorrow I will also check in on all of my fellow blogger friends and see what you have all been up to.

Bye for now and wish me luck for my date!