MY VALENTINE’S NON-DATE

If you read my last post you would know that I am not a fan of the human custom known as ‘Valentine’s Day’. Myself and my friend Gyspy had decided to have a non-date, we planned that it would be very un-romantic and that we would have fun in celebration of our single freedom and our love of ourselves as marvelous cats! The humans may think that we are egotistical but it is not in a cats true nature to have low self esteem, we are proud beings and we aren’t afraid to admit how purrfect we are!

Previously Gypsy and I have ventured to the realms of being ‘more than friends’, in the past Gypsy had declared that she loved me and we have been on a date together but then she decided she just wanted to be friends and after talking about it we both decided that we are happier being single cats.  However, the non-date didn’t exactly go as planned, and I will let you all in on a few secrets later on but for now I am getting ahead of myself, let me tell you what happened from the beginning of our non-date.

First of all Gyspy came straight into my house and scoffed all of my food! I was not pleased! But I suppose it was in keeping with the un- romantic theme, however, I thought she went a little too far!

Greedy Gypsy!
Greedy Gypsy!

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Oh the horror on my face as Gypsy scoffs my food!
Oh the horror on my face as Gypsy scoffs my food!

Then after she finished scoffing my food she rudely stuck her tongue out at me!

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Just when I thought she couldn’t get any ruder she turned her back on me and ignored me when I tried to start a conversation!

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So I decided enough was enough and so I chased her into the wardrobe and batted her every time she tried to come out! That taught her a lesson! Hopefully she’ll never scoff my food again!

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Then I chased her into my cat tunnels and I wouldn’t let her come out! 

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Next one of my human house mates came along and started playing with us so I stopped being horrible and we all played together.

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Now then, here is a secret that I would like to share but whatever you do you must not let Gypsy know of this! Even after all of the rude and awful things that Gypsy had done and the horrible way that I had retaliated, there was a moment when I looked through my tunnel at her and my heart skipped a beat! Was it that I still do have feelings for Gypsy or was it perhaps just that stunning new purple collar she was wearing!?

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After we had played for a while we went into the living room and the humans gave us some treats. We sniffed around and Gypsy left her scent around the room, this did not please me

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I kept a close eye on Gypsy at all times as she was being most displeasing!

I kept a close eye on Gypsy at all times as she was being most displeasing!
I kept a close eye on Gypsy at all times as she was being most displeasing!

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Then it happened again, another moment when I looked at Gypsy and went weak at the paws and I was lost for purrs! 

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I decided it best I ask her to leave immediately as I was starting to feel very confused! At one point I even thought to myself ‘if only this was a real date’! For yowling out loud why does she have this affect on me! I think it best I stay in on my own for a while and avoid Gypsy until these funny feeling go away, I will not let myself fall in love as I am much better off free and single. Anyway, she always scoffs my food and I could not put up with that all of the time! 

So that’s about all I have to tell about my very confusing non-date! Now I must go and nap as this has been a very tiring day!

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Can the real Morris the cat please stand up…

I thought that I should set the record straight to stop the confusion!

Often I have found myself mistaken for other famous cats that go by the name of Morris and let me tell you I am so fed up of it! I am Morris the cat of Margate in Kent. I am not Morris the cat who ran for mayor in Mexican State capital Xalapa and I am not Morris the cat from the famous 9lives cat food advertisements!!!!

 Please familiarise yourselves with the other cats also called Morris so you can see for yourself that I am not either of these cats!

 Here are some links about Morris the Cat from Mexico:

 http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/07/morris-the-cat-runs-for-mayor-of-mexican-state-capital-xalapa-3832272/

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5snDFqsaIQI

 I have often considered running for the position of mayor of Margate as I think that I would be the purrrfect candidate! But I just haven’t the time as I have a territory to patrol, food to eat, napping to do and now I have this blog to write! If I was Mayor of Margate my policies would be to initiate a public transport system for cats, to provide free unlimited cat treats for all cats and to provide more nap time for humans as I think they are far too busy and tired all of the time!

 Here are some links about Morris the Cat from the 9lives advertisements:

 http://morrisrescuewatch.com/

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6rXwB4FiWg

Morris the Cat from the 9lives advertisements is quite an admirable cat. He helps cats in need with his morris rescue watch campaign. Each time someone watches a cat video on his website Morris the cat donates a meal to a cat in need, so please visit the website above and give a cat a meal. I found the cat videos most entertaining, much better than watching Eastenders or any of the other television programmes my human companions insist on watching! I especially recommend watching the video entitled ‘you’re so vain’ as I found it a delight! The cat looks just like me, but not quite so handsome.

 Although the other cats called Morris are pretty pawsome you must admit that I am the most handsome Morris the cat! And the most interesting by far! Just look at my glossy coat and bright eyes!

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